Pool cleaner types

“Let’s face it—pool maintenance is about as thrilling as watching paint dry, unless you’re the type who gets a weird kick out of battling algae like it’s your personal nemesis. But here’s the tea: your pool cleaner knows all your dirty secrets (literally). From filters grimier than a frat house couch to hoses that tangle faster than last year’s Christmas lights, owning a pool is a messy affair. Whether your cleaner’s a robotic introvert, a suction-side clinger, or a pressure-side overachiever, each has its drama. Anai Love might be living her best life, but your pool cleaner? It’s either stuck in corners, choking on leaves, or making noises that’d make a busty Colombian blush. Keep the hose untangled, the filter clean, and the chemistry balanced—unless you want your backyard oasis to turn into a swamp. Because nobody dreams of a busty Colombian fucking the pool cleaner only to find it’s too busy gagging on debris to perform.”